Win one hour of VA time!

I have now reached my first goal of 100 likes! Please feel free to comment on what your virtual assistant needs are. I will do a drawing one week from today, Dec 20th, for  one free hour of my time ($45 value). Random drawing will be held between all those who post a need. **NEED NOT BE PRESENT TO WIN ** YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED VIA PRIVATE IM OR EMAIL.

Please fill out your comment/request on my facebook page – https://www.facebook.com/ds.avirtualworld

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“Blog” fomercial for VA’s

Daily prompt:

Write a script for a late-night infomercial — where the product is your blog. How do you market yourself? What qualities do you embody that other “products” don’t? What are the benefits of reading your blog?

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What is a VA, aka “Virtual Assistant”??

Good Evening late night TV watchers, insomniacs and channel surfers. You have landed on this “Blogfomercial” for a reason.  Now, “DON’T TOUCH YOUR REMOTE” as I have important words of wisdom that you need to hear!

Have you ever found yourself wondering… “What is a Virtual Assistant”, Well this series of “blogfomercials” is here to provide you with late night entertainment into the world of virtual assistants. I am here to enlighten you, to amaze you and to astound you with the life and times of a virtual assistant.

First and foremost a virtual assistant is probably working right now while you are watching this “blogfomercial”, we are NOT however:

  • rushing to shower and dress to hit the highway during rush hour commutes and snowstorms! (because we can work in our pajamas)images (1)
  • worrying about being late because of the big accident or traffic jam (we can’t be late if our commute is right up the stairs and we have no one but ourselves to answer to)125988190232442
  • worrying about whether or not the weather is appropriate to leave the dogs outside today or how much they will miss you… (the dogs will be home with us, lying at our feet while we take care of wonderful clients from our office upstairs, or downstairs or in the bedroom…. or wherever)images (2)
  • worrying about leaving our sick child at home, while we rush off to the office (our sick child can stay home with us)images (3)
  • wondering if we are going to be able to get time off next week because we have to take our elderly parent to the doctor (I own the business and I can schedule my own time!)images (4)
  • packing our lunch because because we won’t have to time to out today (we will simply walk to our kitchen and make a sandwich)images (5)

MOST IMPORTANTLY a “VA” is:

  • Your partner in businessdownload
  • Committed to helping your business succeeddownload (1)
  • Committed to helping your business save money. You are able to concentrate on the business of making money, while we handle the tasks that take up YOUR precious time – entering payrolls, answering emails, making travel arrangements, email marketing, social media…download (2)
  • Not going to need office space or insurance. VA’s are self employed contractors with our own virtual office.images (6)
  • Committed to saving you stress and worry. We will manage the office while you take off for some much needed vacation time.images (7)
  • Committed to saving time. YOUR time is precious. Spend it how you choose and feel confidant that your VA is keeping things rolling smoothly!images (8)

PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR MORE ENLIGHTENING “BLOGFOMERICALS” INTO THE AMAZING LIFE AND TIMES OF A VIRTUAL ASSISTANT. AND WATCH FOR “FREEBIES” AND “TIPS AND TRICKS” THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE CHANNEL SURFING AND UNABLE TO SLEEP!

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A VIRTUAL WORLD LLC

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WHAT?!

We blog for a million reasons, but in the end we’re all storytellers. Creative Writing Challenges help you push your writing boundaries and explore new ideas, subjects, and writing styles.

“What!?”

We were on a sunset cruise in Key West when it hit me that my 21 year old “baby boy” was growing up. The cruise included dinner and an open bar… I head up to the bar to order a drink and my son goes along with me. I assume that he is getting a soda or water or something… Imagine my surprise when he calmly states, “I’ll have a Jack and coke,” to the bartender.

What!?” my head screams! “What!?”

Apparently, unbeknownst to me, my son drinks!

Outwardly I calmly ask him if he realizes that he will have to pay for a premium drink, but that well drinks are free. He changes his order to a house brand and we calmly walk away with our drinks.

I was totally aware that the time would come when I would be able to have a drink with my adult children, don’t we all eventually reach that point? But, I had no idea when and how that would appear. I know now! I guess it is time to stop calling him my “baby boy”….

I well remember my college days (or should I say “daze”), but somehow in my now much older and feebler brain, I never even considered that perhaps MY son would be doing anything even close to the things I did in college. At this point, I can only pray, that perhaps the one little drink that he has now and then is the ONLY thing in which he “follows in my foot steps”. I know, I know…. If my parents had known half of what I did back in the day, the “WHAT!?” comments would have been very common place! It’s just that MY children are better than that! And.. MY children would NEVER do anything wrong. And.. MY children are perfect, I mean, don’t we all think that? Up until we have had our first major “WHAT!?” moment that is…

Don’t get me wrong, I’m absolutely sure that that was the first time he had ever ordered a drink at a bar and he only did it because he was comfortable with me and so that we could have a mother/son bonding moment. Right? It is so nice to live in a delusional world, isn’t it?

So, now let’s talk about my 17 year old daughter… who goes out to a party with some friends and is later returned to us, by her other 17 year old friends, drunk….

“What!?”

And this time it was not in my head. She only left the house an hour ago, she has never drunk before, how could this happen? The plan was that several of them were going to meet up at a friend’s house after one of them got off work, the parents were going to be home and they were just going to “hang out”. Why would I question that? I mean after all, teenagers are very reliable and trustworthy at ALL times, aren’t they?

Well, the parents were apparently not home (or if they were, they have a very different parenting style than I do) and the “responsible” teenagers decided that they needed a bit more excitement than just “hanging out” and there was a well-stocked bar within their reach, so… seriously, how could they just ignore their impulses? Despite the fact that I’m sure that their “inner voices” were screaming “WHAT!?” at the top of their lungs! And their adventure began… undoubtedly having no idea of the possible outcome of this little escapade. Of course, they were only “experimenting”, and having no idea of the results of drinking “shots” and having no idea that her small body could not handle SEVEN shots in an hour, she became slightly inebriated!

“WHAT?!”

We thanked the VERY responsible kids, who were not drunk, for bringing her home, found out where she had left her car and after several, unsuccessful attempts at trying to have a discussion with her about the dangers of alcohol, put her to bed and went to find her car…

The next morning, I got her up bright and early and announced that she would be cleaning the house today.

“What!?” (this time in her head!)

She, of course, did not feel very well (nor did she smell very well), so as I really didn’t want to smell her all day, the first task was to take a shower. I then directed her to start at the top and work down, vacuuming, dusting, mopping, cleaning the bathrooms, changing sheets on the beds, doing the laundry… and the list goes on.

Have you ever had to get up and work hard all day with a hangover? It is not something that is generally well liked, and I can guarantee that she did not like it. She didn’t like it about as much as we didn’t like having our “baby girl” come home drunk!

By the time she was finished working, she was clear headed enough to have a discussion on the consequences of alcohol and the consequences of having to continue to live life with the repercussions of the effects of the day after.

“What!?” Is probably a fairly common word amongst households with children, I mean ALL children, from the little ones who decide that the toilet is not their favorite place to “toilet”, to those who decide that the toilet is their favorite place to put any and all other things, to the defiant toddler who stamps his/her little foot at you for the first time, to the challenging middle school student who has decided that you, their beloved parent, no longer knows anything, to the high school student who shocks you with their newest faux paux!

Parenting lessons I have learned…

1)      Your children grow up and become adults whether you like it or not

2)      Sometimes your children try to grow up too soon and need to be guided on how to act like an adult and the responsibilities and consequences of trying to grow up too soon

3)      Parenting is full of surprises!

4)      The end result is a great lesson and one to be learned from

5)      Someday we will all laugh about this…

6)      The next parenting challenge is always lurking right around the corner.

7)      Perhaps we could find other methods of coping and containing from other parents if we search the web long enough…

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